Lads: have you ever been beaten-up, (and I mean badly beaten-up), by your wife or girlfriend?

And, for the record, I ain't just asking this question of blokes with the bigger-built wives and girlfriends. I'm also, (and especially), asking it of the blokes who are dating or married to the really tiny, pretty, petite, feminine little things, who no-one'd suspect of domestic violence. And my reason for asking this question? Well, I'd just like to prove a point to my dad, (whom, for the record, reckons there's no such thing as girl-on-bloke domestic violence. "Tell that to this bloody mate of mine, whom, for the record, used to get eight tons of f**kin' crap kicked out of him by HIS girlfriend nigh-on every bleedin' night!", I tells him, and for the record, SHE weren't big-built, this girl. She was one of the petite, feminine little creatures I talked about before, so pretty, petite, tiny and helpless-looking, ya know? Looked like er wouldn't bloody melt (!) Anyway, have any of you blokes ever been in this position with your wives or girlfriends, (to the point where you've been scared bloody shitless of them, because of their vicious, maniacal bleedin' tempers?) I'd really appreciate your angles on this one, please, guys. Much obliged! Peace and love! Be lucky! :)